Po Potty

Po Potty is the son of Ryan Humdinger, and one of the guitarists in The Nobbly Ostrich, although he is talented can play lots of other instruments. He is 7 years old. Po was conceived without Ryan's permission as Ryan's girlfriend Penny Potty lied to him about using the pill, as she was jealous of the Royal Family always having babies. Po was named after a cartoon panda.

The Nobbly Ostrich
Due to Robin’s work with children and Penny's persistence, Po tags along to the band meetings and jam sessions. He plays guitar (quite poorly) but is also utilised by the band so that he can play any instrument in the book, from a triangle to a didgeridoo (which he struggles to hold). Po has lived quite a spoiled life as an only child and won't practice if he isn't given a tube of Smarties and an Apple and Mango J2O, but overall he is a good kid. Po is despised by Ryan, who takes his anger towards his wife and son out on his drum kit, (he's broken 8 in his lifetime).